[mm33926988]

For all the deep thinkers on the forum:
If Pro is the opposite of Con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?

You know the question "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound|?". Well the modern corollary to that question is this: if a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

[Shawn 507]

Here are some funnies

[smartd]

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that
Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse
stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.
On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse
thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the
Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and
hanged in 1889'

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of
professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical
sketch:

'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His
business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian
assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in
1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government
facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.


In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the
renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during
an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon
which he was standing collapsed.'

And THAT is how it's done folks!

[STARMAN 352ND]

A LITTLE MILITARY HUMOR



On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and the civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”

The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference…If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock. If it is a Air Force plane, it’s 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is a Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to “Happy Hour.”

[Kubikali]

There’s this Belgian scientist doing research on frogs.
He places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 4 meters.
The scientist records that a frog with four legs jumps four meters>>
He cuts off one leg and places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 3 meters. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with three legs jumps three meters>>
He cuts off another leg and places the frog in front of him again and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 2 meters. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with two legs jumps two meters.>>
He cuts off a third leg and places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 1 meter. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with one leg jumps one meter.>>
The scientist cuts off the fourth leg, frightens the frog which does not move. He tries again, but still no reaction.>>
The scientist concludes: a legless frog is deaf.>>