[tank nut]

CC... don't say that out loud the irs may be watching and tax you to death!!!

[jim]

Stop press,



Latest news from the uk,
as off the 1st of April ,all the population will wear the new breath meters, each days breathing will be taxed at the rate of £1 per hundred litres.

signed Prime minister Brown on behalf of New Labour.

[JustPlaneNuttz]

Originally Posted by Cruver Collecter

I like Texas, no state income tax on my retirement pay.

CIVILIZED!!!! I like it! It shows respect for those who have made their full contribution.

JPN

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by Cruver Collecter

I like Texas, no state income tax on my retirement pay.

Isn't divorce a heck of a lot easier down there, too?

[TopHat]

Originally Posted by Rush104

Isn't divorce a heck of a lot easier down there, too?

Yep, just catch your wife in bed with another man and blow 'em away ala Cullen Davis. Save on attorney's fees.....

[smartd]

Originally Posted by tank nut

Sad part is this is not to far off from being true

Don't you work under the table?

[TopHat]

...only when he strips at bachelor parties.....

[Cruver Collecter]

Ok, I am going to hate myself for this.

What do a Texas Tornado and a Texas Divorce (That's Deavource in Texan) have in common? Well you know its going to end bad, and it is pretty much guaranteed that somebody is going to be loosing their trailer.

[Cavtanker]

Originally Posted by Cruver Collecter

Ok, I am going to hate myself for this.

What do a Texas Tornado and a Texas Divorce (That's Deavource in Texan) have in common? Well you know its going to end bad, and it is pretty much guaranteed that somebody is going to be loosing their trailer.

And a follow-up:

A divorce usually starts with her throwing all your stuff out in the street. And then a judge says you have to give it all back.

[JustPlaneNuttz]

Originally Posted by Cruver Collecter

Ok, I am going to hate myself for this.

What do a Texas Tornado and a Texas Divorce (That's Deavource in Texan) have in common? Well you know its going to end bad, and it is pretty much guaranteed that somebody is going to be loosing their trailer.

Originally Posted by Cavtanker

And a follow-up:

A divorce usually starts with her throwing all your stuff out in the street. And then a judge says you have to give it all back.

Aw, you guys break me up -- that's priceless!

JPN