[Nimrod48]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull(expletive deleted) and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[MoMo]

Ain't it the truth !

[Shamrock]

True enough it's the 'Botty Bussing' and 'Bovine Excrement' that gets them there all the time

[Captain Eddie]

Nimrod, now THAT is pretty funny!!

[stwhite]

LOL....too funny. I will be sending that in an email to my boss

[TopHat]

MoMo's always good for 103%......

[Cruver Collecter]

The military must use parts of this method, shoot I always thought the used the Peter Principle, but this makes way more sence.

[flyXwire]

Originally Posted by Nimrod48

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull(expletive deleted) and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

I've seen this happen more times that I could possibly count or sum up!

[larz]

Every time I see that I laugh out loud

Larz