[skydriver]

My wife just called me as she was out getting fitted for a new dress.

She told me the saleslady took her measurements and she was a 38-22-34

I replied " too bad their not in that order"

Oh well...I guess I am sleeping downstairs in the den again tonight, but at least I will be with my diecast.



OK Guys, I have given you the ammo, now fire back and make me laugh.

[Cavtanker]

I would have said "Now that's an alright hockey record"

[tank nut]

LOL ya the diecast is next to my sleeping place should I say something or do something wrong

[Shawn 507]

Huh thats nothing. Everytime I open my mouth the wife gets pissed. Oh well the couch sleeps better than the bed anyways. So she tells me!

[stalag8611]

I won $75.00 on that combo once. Give her $75.00 and sue for peace

[Black 6]

You poor silly man. Are you a rookie at being married?

[SKUNKY]

I'd tell ya some of the things I've said to Mrs "S" (and the ensuing responses) but it would be just one more thing for the mods to have to delete...

[Nimrod48]

My ex wife was always dragging me out on shopping trips for a new dress (for her) or shoes & chatted on & on about what she would like next..usualy when I was trying to watch sport on tv, once during a crucial soccer match involving my team (Aston Villa) she wanted to know what I would like her to wear to a formal function we had been invited to.
Things were getting rather tense on the football pitch & even more so in our living room as the opposition had just equalised & nothing I said would shut Mrs N up "wouldnt you like to see me in something long & flowing?" she asked.......yes I replied....the river ......I have never heard a door slam so loudly.

[JustPlaneNuttz]

Originally Posted by Nimrod48

. . . "wouldnt you like to see me in something long & flowing?" she asked.......yes I replied....the river ......I have never heard a door slam so loudly.

WHOA! -- that probably cost you big-time but as one guy to another -- PERFECT comeback!! (I'm dead meat if my wife ever finds me out on this forum!!)

JPN

[skydriver]

I have to agree with Planenuttz, perfect comeback. You are a quick thinker Nimrod.