[suzycole]

Tank Nut,

You have forgotten to take your medication for a couple of weeks now, and I have to intervene. This is your wife speaking.....why don't you come home and stop harrassing these guys on the model hangar??? The library has to stop giving you computer access and the soup kitchen called me for the tenth time this week asking why you are obsessed with getting bananas from them??? Until further notice, I am holding the dancing banana hostage . If any of you see Tank Nut using this banana, he needs to first pay me "one billion, trillion, cajillion, dollars".

My friends told me that they saw Tank Nut and he told them that was heading to New England very soon, so they took a picture of him. We've had a lot of snow over the past few weeks, and I just don't know if he is going to make it there!!!! Skunky and Top Hat, if you see him on your doorstep, please tell him to come home. He keeps on saying your names in his sleep and I think that he is getting very obsessed with this site. Just give him some clothes from the goodwill store (I will reimburse you) and send him on the first bus back to New Brunswick. Do NOT make eye contact with him, either, as I think that he is "secretly" in love with one of you.

Take care and please email me if you see him. You can't miss him, he's will be the scrawny, naked guy wearing nothing but a snorkle, and holding a bunch of bananas. Below is a picture for your reference.

Thanks in advance GUYS, it's much appreciated!!!!

Mrs. Tank Nut

[Cardinal]

OUCH ... incoming - everyone run for cover!


(Welcome to the forum Suzycole - Tanknut was last seen heading for the hills with a dapper skunk, wearing a Top Hat, snapping at his heels ... .)

[TopHat]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!


Man, you are busted, tank nut.....


Good to see you posting, Suzy.....


Ahem...and the "one of you" is certain to be Skunky....right....? (please, oh please, tell me I'm right...)

[suzycole]

I can't be sure........it's one of you guys for sure. I know that he was singing this Anne Murray song (I think it's called Snowbirds????) a lot lately, too. But, I just wanted to warn both of you, because NOBODY is safe when it comes to Tank Nut.......

Please consider this your warning.....

Suzy

[jim]

Something smells funny here and it aint me! Its not the Skunk either.

Wheres the photo then?




Mrs TN ?

[suzycole]

there was a pic, but is missing in action????? At least my words can give you a visual

[Hornchurch]

Originally Posted by suzycole

I can't be sure........it's one of you guys for sure. I know that he was singing this Anne Murray song (I think it's called Snowbirds????) a lot lately, too. But, I just wanted to warn both of you, because NOBODY is safe when it comes to Tank Nut.......

Please consider this your warning.....

Suzy

Big Smile here.......!

You Ma'm, sound like one 'Fire-Breathing-Dragon'

(assuming, of course, that you ARE his 'Mrs', & not one of his mates masquerading as !)


No worries - I was out drinking tonight & several of my mates are 'Hen-pecked' with their "ball & chains" too.... (LOL - Hi Rob & Gary !)

I LOVE singing their "theme-tune" (Jagger/Richards) "Under My Thumb" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allowing him to roam around butt-naked in a snorkel sounds like you've cut him some slack LOL !

Can you dispel the 'Fudge-Packing' myth for us (all), or is it "backs to the Wall" for those on the 'wrong'-side of the Atlantic ????????

[suzycole]

No, I'm really his wife. He's a man's man but only when it comes to die-cast....the rest is all mine!!!!!! he he he!!!!

Suzy

[Hornchurch]

Originally Posted by suzycole

No, I'm really his wife. He's a man's man but only when it comes to die-cast....the rest is all mine!!!!!! he he he!!!!

Suzy

Cheers Suz'

That picture is 'priceless'

Though I reckon there should be an 'Artic-Exploration-Flag' sticking out the 'orfice'

(say it like Queen Elizabeth says 'office' - LOL) !!!!!!!

[suzycole]

Well, that COULD be arranged.....I'll wait until he's sleeping tonight and take care of that for ya!!!!