[Cavtanker]

Originally Posted by SKUNKY

We're gonna kill ya....Then we're going to crudely torture you by locking you in an 8x8 cell with Murphy while piping in Ann Murray's 'Snowbird ' twenty-four seven......How long do you think you'd last?

But what if he likes it? then what?

[tank nut]

Part two the 90's, After top hat was found with the captain's daughter one too many times and he had made one two many speed passes of the tower the navy kicked him out for good.( he watched top gun way to many times) It was at this time that a agent named jim (who had signed skunky to play in many movies) came into top hats life. With skunky's good friend john wayne dead his acting was going down faster then the titanic so jim had to do something and his answer was top hat. So with skunky no longer in the pic top went on to star in such crapy films as top harbour, and many poor acted porn films. In fact the woman in the films said that he was shuch a bad kisser that they would not work with him anymore!! By this time jim had got skunky back in hollywood as drunk skunk and the sobers bombed and he needed the money or miss 's was going to leave him. Top hats life slowly went down the drain with one bad porn film after the other and then one day he was caught with trying to steal the blow up dolls and was told to leave for good. He know speeds his day's on here posting from time to time and if you are lucky enough he will sign copies of his book my life as the worlds worst porn star for a good hot meal.

[tank nut]

HEY she lives two hours from here and my mom use to play that all the time so bring it on lolPs do bring murphy as I can use him to beat down the cell to get out!

[SKUNKY]

Originally Posted by Cavtanker

But what if he likes it? then what?

You're right, Cav....I should have known......This actually gives us a great insight into what went wrong with him.....His mother already pumped him full of the Ann Murray torture!.... Try to imagine what you would be like now if you had to hear Snowbird more than two or three times in succession....

Just curious, tn...Will there be any paragraphs in the finished book?

Will you be hiring Murphy as your proof-reader?

[tank nut]

I am sending it off to jim as he was both your guys agent he will add what ever dirt that I missed the first time round. As for ann Beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean
The unborn grass lies waiting
for its coat to turn to green
The snowbird sings a song he always sings
And speaks to me of flowers
that will bloom again in spring
When I was young my heart was young then too
Anything that it would tell me,
that's the thing that I would do
But now I feel such emptiness within
For the thing that I want most in life
Is the thing I can't win
Spread your tiny wings and fly away
And take the snow back with you
Where it came from on that day
The one I love forever is untrue
And if I could you know
that I would fly away with you
The breeze along the river seems to say
That he'll only break my heart again
should I decide to stay
So little snowbird take me with you when you go
To that land of gentle breezes
where the peaceful waters flow

Spread your tiny wings and fly away
And take the snow back with you
Where it came from on that day
The one I love forever is untrue
And if I could you know
that I would fly away with you
yah if I could, you know that I would fly away with you

[SKUNKY]

It's official....I have just died.

[Captain Eddie]

Originally Posted by tank nut

Part two the 90's, After top hat was found with the captain's daughter one too many times and.....

I deny emphatically that tophat was EVER with either of my daughters! (they are too smart to be taken in by his wiles)

[Cavtanker]

Originally Posted by SKUNKY

It's official....I have just died.

Someone put on some Michael Boulton 'mourning the dead' classics!

[jim]

One day I shall write my life story revealing everything about those heady days when Follywood was at its peak.
I shall use it as an opportunity to scupper once and for all the scurrilous lies about Top and Skunky.
There have been far to many slurs and innuendos about these heros of a bygone age and I shall make it my duty to make known to all their fans how those handsome young men gave up so much to help the underprivileged through many charities such as the Corgi home for fallen women and diecast collectors.

It will also include the real reasons why both Top and Skunky retired from the movie industry.

I feel that the time is not yet right to put pen to papyrus, many of the players involved in the careers of Top and Skunky are still around and I think it would be inappropriate to make known the misdeeds of those people because of the stress it may cause their offspring.

[TopHat]

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Originally Posted by TopHat

Led Z could be looking for an opening act!

Maybe...but I was thinking more along the lines of Organ Grinder and Chimp.... now, which one is gonna be the chimp...?