[tank nut]

LONG before skunky became famous as an actor in such famous war films as the red skunky and a skunk too far, he was just like you and me. He was born in Quincy, Mass. many, many years ago much to the sadness of the poor people who would vist the USS Salem next door as the smell coming from the mini sub where he was born smelled very bad. He was a very ugly child and the children would not play with him at all as he never did take a bath and he was band from school. Soon his siblings tried to trade him for a baseball card and for a day they got rid of him but soon the deal fell though and they were told to keep the card and him too!! Not to long after that he was found on the streets of Portland maine by a talant scout and was taking to hollywood to try and star in war films. At first he was just used to run food to acters untill one day he meet an english man by the name of jim who would change his life for ever!! His first big hit came in the early 70's with sands of skunky with john wayne, soon wayne would be come skunkys hero and would be his best man at his wedding to MISS's S in the early 70's. When wayne passed on skunkys life went down a bad path as jim told him he could no longing act like he used to act and a young man by the name of top hat came on to the stage. Soon Top hat would be getting the lead roles and skunky would be reduced to second place, this end's part one of True hollywood story skunky

[JustPlaneNuttz]

Holey-moley, TN -- where do you come up with this stuff???

JPN

[SKUNKY]

JPN, I would tell you where he pulls this stuff out of, but unfortunately ya can't use the three letter synonym for 'donkey' on this forum......

[tank nut]

I am sooooooooooo crazy I should have been just plane crazy So for part two of skunkys life send 300 dollers and the new century wings A 7 and I will dish out the rest of the dirt

[SKUNKY]

In other words - he's run out of gass.....

[Hurriup!]

Originally Posted by SKUNKY

JPN, I would tell you where he pulls this stuff out of, but unfortunately ya can't use the three letter synonym for 'donkey' on this forum......

In other words it is coming from a very dark and disturbing place or is TN just being crass so to speak.

[SKUNKY]

The things he says are absolutely assinine......

[Hurriup!]

Yup I hear ya Skunky I would say he just likes to commit character assassinations on you perhaps out of jealousy?

[jim]

I assume there is more?

Would I be wrong to make this assumption .

Does TN need assistance with his assignment?

Or can he assinate the character of El Skunko, or will the striped one retaliate with a deft thrust of his verbal assegia and assert his dominance once again.
The assembled throng await ready to assess the evidence with assiduous attention and ready to assign the asserverate the victors claim as to the verasity of said reports.

Oh enough already, I got a ton of asses to chose from. ( I still got that particular favourite of mine, assiento in my verbal arsenal).

[SKUNKY]

Originally Posted by Hurriup!

Yup I hear ya Skunky I would say he just likes to commit character assassinations on you perhaps out of jealousy?

I think I would have to most assuredly say that you are correct in your assessment of his motive....