[mustangdriver]

I am hoping that you all are just joking around. You have got me really confused on this one.

[tank nut]

When do you guys ever take me serious????

[Hurriup!]

Originally Posted by mustangdriver

I am hoping that you all are just joking around. You have got me really confused on this one.

No MD everyone was just joking around at the expense of TN as it turned out, He had gotten a creative?? moment and developed a story on Skunky's early life then Skunky and the rest of us just turned it back on TN and ran with it. No harm to any parties intended I am sure and like TN has stated how could you ever take him seriously

[tank nut]

Part two (since no one would take me up on the 300 dollar offer and hell will feeze over before I can get a A 7 from you UB"S) After skunky's acting went down hill due to the better acting of top hat skunky turned to the bottle for some time. It was a sad time in his life as MISS's S told him that if he did not take a bath every day she would leave him for a guy name rush 104 who was a led zepplin roadie at the time. It was at this point that someone heard skunky in a bar drunk one night and thought that he would give him a chance to maybe start a band. The sad part was that when they went to record an album skunky's voice was bad in fact soooooooo bad that they shut down for the day to find out what the heck was going on. At the bar that night skunky got drunk and that is when they discoverd that only when he was drunk he could sing. So begain the name for the band drunk skunk and the sobers as the rest of the band did not have to drink to play the music. When he first started out in the bars the people would throw bottles at him so skunky had them put up a fence ( skunky's fence has since saved many a singer from going to the hospital) For a time it looked like he would make it big, but it came to nothing and in the end hollywood came calling for him to play the mask killer jason and soon after that freddy in the nightmare movies. Rob zombie tried to get him to play the new killer in halloween put skunky turned the part down. He now lives out his days on the model hanger and lives somewhere near Portland maine. For a cheap diecast plane he will still sing from time to time but please have him drink before he does.

[mustangdriver]

We are all good, I just wanted to make sure every one was joking. It's all good.

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by tank nut

Part two (since no one would take me up on the 300 dollar offer and hell will feeze over before I can get a A 7 from you UB"S) After skunky's acting went down hill due to the better acting of top hat skunky turned to the bottle for some time. It was a sad time in his life as MISS's S told him that if he did not take a bath every day she would leave him for a guy name rush 104 who was a led zepplin roadie at the time. It was at this point that someone heard skunky in a bar drunk one night and thought that he would give him a chance to maybe start a band. The sad part was that when they went to record an album skunky's voice was bad in fact soooooooo bad that they shut down for the day to find out what the heck was going on. At the bar that night skunky got drunk and that is when they discoverd that only when he was drunk he could sing. So begain the name for the band drunk skunk and the sobers as the rest of the band did not have to drink to play the music. When he first started out in the bars the people would throw bottles at him so skunky had them put up a fence ( skunky's fence has since saved many a singer from going to the hospital) For a time it looked like he would make it big, but it came to nothing and in the end hollywood came calling for him to play the mask killer jason and soon after that freddy in the nightmare movies. Rob zombie tried to get him to play the new killer in halloween put skunky turned the part down. He now lives out his days on the model hanger and lives somewhere near Portland maine. For a cheap diecast plane he will still sing from time to time but please have him drink before he does.

TN, I see that you are now trying to make my illustrious life known. I'm going to provide you with some details that you have obviously gotten wrong.
First, I never really was a Zep roadie. I just hung out with the band and partied with them.
Second, I never had an affair with Mrs. S. In fact, I can say that I have never even met Mrs. S. With that being said, the rumors of the ten year affair between Oprah and I are true; it ended after she a) caught me in bed with Anna Nicole Smith, and b) when, during a taping of that upstanding news show called Maury, it was revealed that I am, indeed, the father of Debbie Gibson's two-headed love child.
Once again, I have never met Mrs. S. I have never even met Mr. S. But, who knows...in the strange game of fame you never know who's paths will cross...
BTW, if you persist in getting the details of my (or any other person's) life wrong, I may have to have my lawyers contact TopHat to write YOUR life story...!

[JustPlaneNuttz]

Originally Posted by Rush104

TN, I see that you are now trying to make my illustrious life known . . . I may have to have my lawyers contact TopHat to write YOUR life story...!

Oh-my-gawd!!! THAT could be some twisted saga!

JPN

[MoMo]

OK, OK, but you all missed the essential point of Skunky's involvement with the CIA as their number one agent for setting up honey-trap operations in East Berlin to trap beautiful Russian KGB and East German Stasi lady spies/agents, who could not resist Skunky's Hollywood charm ( or his prodigious appetite for Femmes Fatales ).

In fact, Skunky scored so many hits, and dented the effectiveness of the KGB's Soviet, Sultry Seductresses, that President Kennedy gave him a secret medal for services to The United States which called for sacrifices : " Above and Beyond , etc, etc. "

In gratitude, Skunky returned the compliment and gave the Pres. a medal in return, for nailing the Russian agent, known only by the code letters : " M.M." ( No! Not Milo Minderbinder )

Thus far, only this piece of tape has been released from the CIA files under the Freedom of Information legislation :

Russian Lady : OK you hairy, Capitalist animal, give me the codes, or your bum's out the window !

Agent Skunky : Suit yourself, Natasha, but have you seen this?

Russian Lady : In the name of Lenin, Stalin and all the Gods, I've never seen anything like it !

Agent Skunky : It's all yours, if you come over to us and you become a double agent !

Russian Lady : Put it away, I'll eat it later !

Agent Skunky : ( demonic laughter ) Ha, ha, ha, ha.....works every time. They just can't resist Tootsie Rolls !


The rest, as they say, is history.

MoMo

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by MoMo

OK, OK, but you all missed the essential point of Skunky's involvement with the CIA as their number one agent for setting up honey-trap operations in East Berlin to trap beautiful Russian KGB and East German Stasi lady spies/agents, who could not resist Skunky's Hollywood charm ( or his prodigious appetite for Femmes Fatales ).

In fact, Skunky scored so many hits, and dented the effectiveness of the KGB's Soviet, Sultry Seductresses, that President Kennedy gave him a secret medal for services to The United States which called for sacrifices : " Above and Beyond , etc, etc. "

In gratitude, Skunky returned the compliment and gave the Pres. a medal in return, for nailing the Russian agent, known only by the code letters : " M.M." ( No! Not Milo Minderbinder )

Thus far, only this piece of tape has been released from the CIA files under the Freedom of Information legislation :

Russian Lady : OK you hairy, Capitalist animal, give me the codes, or your bum's out the window !

Agent Skunky : Suit yourself, Natasha, but have you seen this?

Russian Lady : In the name of Lenin, Stalin and all the Gods, I've never seen anything like it !

Agent Skunky : It's all yours, if you come over to us and you become a double agent !

Russian Lady : Put it away, I'll eat it later !

Agent Skunky : ( demonic laughter ) Ha, ha, ha, ha.....works every time. They just can't resist Tootsie Rolls !


The rest, as they say, is history.

MoMo

That was actually his cousin Secret Squirrel that did this...

[tank nut]

Any one else on here trying to print info on skunky will face my lawyers as I have the copy right to all of skunkys life and the book I am writing (skunky how I went from fame to shame and back to the streets again.)