[tank nut]

One truck from England, former owner needs money for diecast and does not have a clue how to fix cars or trucks. Never smoked in or had any fender benders at all. Roof is easy fix as owner got drunk and thought that he could fit threw sun roof. Ask for jim, see his buddy skunky for shipping rates for overseas. Thanks for taking the time to look, ps may condsider trade for gold p 51 like skunky says he has, drope him a line anytime............................

[jim]

HEY HOW DID YOU GET LORRAINES OLD WAGON?

Thats the one she failed to learn to drive in.

You shouda seen the other guy!

[Kubikali]

That's not the Top Gear truck is it?

[tank nut]

Skunky gave me that pic and promised me half if we sold it

[HotTrap429]

Oh this is just priceless!! Oh yeah, the thread is pretty funny too. Only skunky could get involved with something like this.

Thanks for the laugh guys! Truck has some dirt near the rear wheel well - you might want to wash it before you sell it.

[tank nut]

We also have this truck for sale, in fact just back it up and help the drunk driver out of it and drive away for a diecast downpayment, see skunky's car's and trash for details, ask for top hat in sales he will more then help you out!!! Just look for skunky's car's and trash off highway 1-95 in maine for great deals!!!!

[datacroft]

Originally Posted by tank nut

One truck from England, former owner got drunk

And obviously got in the wrong vehicle, and the wrong country.
Left hand drive , sunny weather and boring architecture which is obviously NOT in England. (So, it's obviously a Skunk dealer floggin' this fine vehicle.)

[SKUNKY]

Now waaaaaait just a second here. ......that first one looks an awful lot like my pickup.................................Jiiiiiiiiiiiiim!

[jim]

DONT WORRY DONT WORRY, I have the chains and harness fixed to the back as you can see. All I have to do know is get Lorraine hitched up to it and she will soon pull it free.
I am sure it will be OK after a quick polish.

Anyway I f you guys would learn to drive on the right side of the road this would not have happened.
You lot in the Colonies are the worst drivers ever!
All the way down the road cars were coming at me head on and flashing their lights and blowing their horns. I had to swerve onto the wrong side of the road all the time.

[tank nut]

Now jim, the roads in the good Old us of a are just fine, you just need to stay on the right side of the road and leave the booze alone when behind the wheel