[jim]

I can hear the opening lines now, Good morning Mr Saddam, well whos been a naughty boy then. TUT TUT.

[Cruver Collecter]

Originally Posted by jim

I can hear the opening lines now, Good morning Mr Saddam, well whos been a naughty boy then. TUT TUT.

That's probably true, because weapons promote a negative image. All conflicts with villains must conducted through deep and meaningful conversation to try and get to the root of the problem.,,,,,, My god they have turned GI Joe into a Barbie doll,,, Noooooo,,,,,,,

[Rush104]

Well, for those of you who have kids, nephews, etc.- Do no take them to see this movie. Do not buy ANY of the crap associated with this movie. Help make it one of the biggest duds in H'wood history. Even these idiots in Hollywood get the message when a movie DOES NOT MAKE ANY MONEY AT ALL!!

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by mikeb1958

A fighter of evil...

of the 'non-pc' crowd and liberal left.

Traded in his rifle for a pad and pen...

to take down names and issue warnings...

to those who are not PC.

He looks tough with that pocket-protector and a Cross pen in his hand.

And with the "Christian Colliltion is ALWAYS RIGHT" ballcap.

Better watch out,

cause PC Joe is comming to your town soon!


Limited edition. Ballcap and other assessories sold seperately.

So Mike, who is the new Joe fighting for? Is he with the "Christian Coalition", or is he a liberal leftie?

[mikeb1958]

Originally Posted by jim

I can hear the opening lines now, Good morning Mr Saddam, well whos been a naughty boy then. TUT TUT.

And other "pull-string" PC Joe's phrases...

"What??? Yes, there are Weapons of Mass destruction!"

"Well...we will just add more sactions on Iran and North Korea then"

"Look out for more troop build up in Iraq"

"We have a very sound economy. Don't believe what you hear from the liberal media and newspapers"

"When oil is $200.00 a barrel, then I might buy a Hybrid"

"Area 51 is a fantasy. Just like the Global Warming hype"

"The NY Yankees should of been in the World Series. They would of won it in 3 games even!"

"The Haliburton Company is a great investment for your portfolio. I recommend their stocks highly"

"I actually prefer NO tail swazies on my German WWII aircraft"

"Corgi's P-51 Mustangs are the best ever! Even better than Dragon's. Just ask Skunky, He has the complete set, including that Gold one."

"The San Francisco 49ers are a great football team this year. Right up there with the Miami Dolphins. See my season tickets in the clubhouse...."

"Does this Hawaiian shirt make me look fat?"

"No cous-cous for me. I don't go for that fancy North Korean food"

[Captain Eddie]

H-wood (thanks, Rush, I like this abbreviation) stinks! What they are doing is (as Daffy Duck would say) despicable!

On another note, I never knew the story of GI Joe's face. Very interesting! Makes what they are doing even more despicable, if that is possible.

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by Captain Eddie

H-wood (thanks, Rush, I like this abbreviation) stinks! What they are doing is (as Daffy Duck would say) despicable!

On another note, I never knew the story of GI Joe's face. Very interesting! Makes what they are doing even more despicable, if that is possible.

Just shows how ignorant some people in this country are getting. First the airport security clowns harass Joe Foss over his MoH, and now this...

[TopHat]

I was reading the article posted at the top of this thread and this sentence somehow caught my eye:

"The show biz newspaper Variety reports: "G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer."



Has anyone heard from MoMo lately.....?

[TopHat]

Originally Posted by Cruver Collecter

New GI Joe will probably also have to live an alternative life style. That way they can increase sales in San Francisco.

Shawn said that the new GI Joe can borrow a pair of Birkenstocks and a fanny pack, if he asks real nice......

[tank nut]

Hey top hat I heard that when you were growing up you use to cross dress your joe's