[skydriver]

Guys,

Thought this was funny and wanted to share with you

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot (ok, I might be streching the brave part ), takes his girlfriend , Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things begin to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot!. When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and wispers "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upward and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"

Our hero stands up and defiantly says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

[Cavtanker]

I don't get it. Can you provde me with some diagrams or pictures that explains the joke?

[Folgore]

Ahh, that's an oldie but a goodie!
Best appreciated spoken aloud with a bad fake French accent...