[TopHat]

Originally Posted by MoMo

For the love of God, don't mention fruit again............the banana man is growing ( or is it my imagination ? )

Strange, I used to watch the company of united fruits sailing on the Grand Union Canal !

( only Jim'll get that one ! )

MoMo!!! Stop talking about your growing banana...and stop talking about your company of united fruits.....


(Okay, back to my stool in the corner now.....)

[Rush104]

MoMo, you maybe interested in this-maybe we need to buy MORE SUV's-
DailyTech - Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling

[Shawn 507]

Originally Posted by Rush104

MoMo, you maybe interested in this-maybe we need to buy MORE SUV's-
DailyTech - Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling

After that bitter cold two weeks ago, I'm doing my part for global warming. But this is funny, I bet Al Bore is already coming up with a counter point to this. Or sucking his thumb knowing he is about to be called a chump again!

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by Shawn 507

After that bitter cold two weeks ago, I'm doing my part for global warming. But this is funny, I bet Al Bore is already coming up with a counter point to this. Or sucking his thumb knowing he is about to be called a chump again!

Yeah, he'll find a way to blame Baghdad's first snowfall in recorded history on global warming.
I wonder how much Occidental Oil stock he still has? He can get rich by helping to warm the planet back up...

[Cavtanker]

Remember, anything that is good or bad that happens, either explainable through science or otherwise, is attributable to global warming. My puppy threw up his morning food at 0900. Why? global warming!

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by Cavtanker

Remember, anything that is good or bad that happens, either explainable through science or otherwise, is attributable to global warming. My puppy threw up his morning food at 0900. Why? global warming!

Cav, does global warming also account for hangnails?

[Cavtanker]

Originally Posted by Rush104

Cav, does global warming also account for hangnails?

For the concise answer, yes. For the long-winded answer, yesssssssss. And there's no need to ask 'why' because there is no need to question the cause of the hangnail. It's global warming. Simple as that.

[Rush104]

Originally Posted by Cavtanker

For the concise answer, yes. For the long-winded answer, yesssssssss. And there's no need to ask 'why' because there is no need to question the cause of the hangnail. It's global warming. Simple as that.

Well, I feel the need to contribute to global warming. I'm gonna run to Taco Bell...

[MoMo]

re Global Warming : that's right Rush 104, you get a little bit of warming....the polar icecaps melt.....you get global cooling....etc. That's how it works !

We are stimulating the ol' planet into getting the next Ice Age kick-started. Remember, we are in a temporary recession from an Ice age at this time. A little bit of warming saved us about 10,000 years ago. We don't want to go back there, do we?

We have to think about those 4X4s in the city or town which aren't really necessary.

MoMo

[MoMo]

Wow, it looks like Skunky, Tank Nut and Rush all have the same avatar. This is weird.

" Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum ! "

Is this some sort of pirate fetish? Is there a secret fraternity of pirates? Have Skunky, Tank Nut and Rush all escaped from Yale or Harvard ( or even MIT )?

Too confusing for me, I'm off to have my tea !