[MoMo]

Over here they're called " 12 Bore ". A 'gauge' is something you keep rabbits in ! " Hey, what's up, Doc ? "

[Cardinal]

Originally Posted by MoMo

I think that Bill would be Hillary's de facto " Mini-Me ", while the de jour V.P. would be too des trop for words !

Cardinal, Would Uncle Sam have to be transmogrified into Uppity Samantha of America, if Hillary won ?

Uncle Sam as we know him (from the poster) is actually Lord Kitchener with a really bad haircut and in need of a shave - seriously, the Kitchener poster was amended by the US for their own propaganda/recruitment needs ...

[tank nut]

Originally Posted by TopHat

Why does Skunky keep asking me to go to the Fine Arts movie theater with him...?

BETTER YOU THEN ME!!! And pee wee is making top hat attend his rehab class with him this weekend so he can't go out with you anyway skunky, however rush or lanside are just waiting in his wings

[MoMo]

Skunky, Tank Nut, Shawn and Top Hat are all meeting in Skunky's secret underground bunker this weekend. They are meeting to form their secret " My Little Pony " collectors Club. They will swop ponies and listen to Top Hat's poetry and Tank Nut's purple prose.

Next, their devious plan is to set up a rival site titled : " The Pony Stable ll " or is it the " Pony's Table Too " ?

After that, they plan to dress up in Girl Scout uniforms and dance round trees ( while hugging a few of the larger redwoods ).

All this would seem innocent enough if it wasn't for their intention to down several crates of beer and do in dozens of bottles of Jack Daniels and vodka ( with some Southern Comfort for Shawn ! )

In the morning they plan to worship the dawn and sing many songs about nature and stuff. After this, it's a healthy breakfast of tree-roots and twigs, then a change into their special, orange Hari-Krishna outfits and off to the Mall where they can be seen performing outside J.C. Penny's. Skunky is especially adept with the finger cymbals.

" Hari-Hari,
Harry Ramsden ( english joke )

After this, Skunky plans to make a nut-roast using acorns and the bits which have fallen off Top Hat during the course of the proceedings. Next, some more tree-hugging, then more vodka.

Is there no end to their depravities ?

[SKUNKY]

Originally Posted by MoMo

They will swop ponies and listen to......Tank Nut's purple prose.

Ya mean that thing makes sounds?????........

[MoMo]

SKUNKY

Yea, Tank nut switches from rhetoric to poetry at the swish of a pony's tail.

Skunky's favourite ponies

[Shawn 507]

MoMo I wouldn't let even you drink Southern Comfort. I'd hardly use it as an antiseptic. I don't drink Johnny, Jimmy or Jack for that matter. I prefer their friend Jose. Or Crown Royal. Make a note of it.

[Captain Eddie]

Originally Posted by Shawn 507

MoMo I wouldn't let even you drink Southern Comfort. I'd hardly use it as an antiseptic. I don't drink Johnny, Jimmy or Jack for that matter. I prefer their friend Jose. Or Crown Royal. Make a note of it.

Crown Royal Cola? (or was that Royal Crown Cola?)

[tank nut]

MOMO!!! Scotland yard will be over soon, to arrest you for this !!

[Shawn 507]

Originally Posted by Captain Eddie

Crown Royal Cola? (or was that Royal Crown Cola?)

Either or both I don't mind.