[SKUNKY]

Originally Posted by TopHat

(not to be confused with Skunky's hand, which is now dead from over use).

....NOT dead!.......buffed!..........

[TopHat]

What were you buffing....?

[MoMo]

TopHat

Only his toenails..................in coral pink !

[Cavtanker]

Originally Posted by MoMo

Only his toenails..................in coral pink !

How lovely! post some pics, if you would!

[TopHat]

Pics, pics, pics, pics.....!

[MoMo]

I would, but all of Skunky's glamour shots have been sold to " Hello " magazine for the next 40 years. He has a multi-million dollar deal with the magazine to be their fashion and make-up icon for the " 60-somethings ".

" Ah wish to grow old disgracefully dahlin' ", is his famous catch-phrase.

So, the face that sank a thousand ships becomes the nation's altar-piece of fashion. Howls come from skinny cat-walk queens and the cheers go up from the wrinklies !

He has always relied on the kindness of strangers

[tank nut]

YES skunky what were you buffing

[TopHat]

Originally Posted by MoMo

I would, but all of Skunky's glamour shots have been sold to " Hello " magazine for the next 40 years. He has a multi-million dollar deal with the magazine to be their fashion and make-up icon for the " 60-somethings ".

" Ah wish to grow old disgracefully dahlin' ", is his famous catch-phrase.

So, the face that sank a thousand ships becomes the nation's altar-piece of fashion. Howls come from skinny cat-walk queens and the cheers go up from the wrinklies !

He has always relied on the kindness of strangers

Just great! Now, our very own Skunky will get picked up for a DUI, will get an inappropriately light jail sentence (due to his celebrity status) and will enter re-hab for less than 24 hours. Soon, he will be shaving his head and beating the snot out of a car with his umbrella.

Thanks a bunch, MoMo....!

[SKUNKY]

...aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssss..........so much to look forward to!

[MoMo]

Enough,

let Skunky spend his millions in peace! If he wants to live in Beverly Hills, let him!

If he wishes to become a chat-show host, let him!

If he wishes to become an advisor to the President, let him!

I'm surprised that he stoops to talk to us from his lofty position at Aspen, anyway!