[TopHat]

Saw this on another forum and thought it was funny:


HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then.

-- Camille, age 10



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

the same kids .

-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIR ST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

that.

- - Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to

clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

[jim]

It proves the point that we get dumber as we get older. Those kids have it all worked out.

[MoMo]

I knew all this stuff when I was 9!

The problem is that soon after the age of innocence comes the age of rampaging hormones which seem to bannish all logic and reason from your entity and lead you down the path off unfair trade-offs.

Women know this.

Be warned!

MoMo

[TopHat]

Originally Posted by MoMo

I knew all this stuff when I was 9!

The problem is that soon after the age of innocence comes the age of rampaging hormones which seem to bannish all logic and reason from your entity and lead you down the path off unfair trade-offs.

Women know this.

Be warned!

MoMo

MoMo speaks the truth!

I get to keep (for now) collecting diecast and, in return, my wife is getting a remodeled bathroom. Actually, two new bathrooms...downstairs this year and upstairs next.

I ask you...is this a fair tradeoff? (I'm thinking it is !)

[MoMo]

MoMo speaks the truth!

I get to keep (for now) collecting diecast and, in return, my wife is getting a remodeled bathroom. Actually, two new bathrooms...downstairs this year and upstairs next.

I ask you...is this a fair tradeoff? (I'm thinking it is

Gee whizz, Top Hat, I gotta do that just to get my shirts ironed!

MoMo

[TopHat]

Originally Posted by MoMo

Gee whizz, Top Hat, I gotta do that just to get my shirts ironed!

MoMo

I have a stack of shirts that need to have buttons re-attached. I don't even want to think about what I'll have to do to get them sewn!

[MoMo]

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I have a stack of shirts that need to have buttons re-attached. I don't even want to think about what I'll have to do to get them sewn!

Don't think, Top Hat. You gave up that right when you said " I do! "

MoMo

[jim]

You cant live with em and you cant live without em. I cannot complain, my old lady spoils me all the time. The only time I get in trouble is because I fill every space in the house with diecast!!! She calls it small boy syndrome!!
We often argue over the difference between men and women. I say that women dont know how to bond like men do and also women do not have meaningfull hobbies.
What gets to me is that smile on her face as she pats me on my head and says "yes dear". It kinda takes the wind out of my sails.

[Cardinal]

Originally Posted by jim

You cant live with em and you cant live without em. I cannot complain, my old lady spoils me all the time. The only time I get in trouble is because I fill every space in the house with diecast!!! She calls it small boy syndrome!!
We often argue over the difference between men and women. I say that women dont know how to bond like men do and also women do not have meaningfull hobbies.
What gets to me is that smile on her face as she pats me on my head and says "yes dear". It kinda takes the wind out of my sails.

Kinda like this ...?

[jim]

Me thinks your are familiar with all this Cardinal. Bless em.

Originally Posted by Cardinal

Kinda like this ...?