[MoMo]

Cute Kitty, Mark1,

It is usual behaviour for cats to move. When you think they are in a pose which looks exactly typical to their character, they do.

How many shots did you have to take before you got this one?

MoMo

[jim]

Dogs don't cry,
Dogs love it when your friends come over,
Dogs dont care if you use their shampoo,
Dogs appreciate your singing,
Dogs dont expect you to call when you are running late,
Dogs are excited by rough play,
The later you are the more excited the dog is to see you,
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs,
Dogs think breaking wind is funny,
Anyone can geta good looking dog,
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor,
Dogs parents never visit,
Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk,
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public,
Dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name,
Dogs dont shop,
Dogs like beer,
Dogs dont want to know about every other dog you had,
Dogs never expect gifts,
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across,
It is legal to keep a dog chained up,
Dogs dont worry about germs,
A dogs disposition is the same all month,
Dogs understand instincts are better than asking directions,
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you ,you can shoot it.

[jim]

However dogs and women have many things in common,
Both look good in fur coats,
Both tend to have hip problems,
Both place too much value on kissing,
Neither believe silence is golden,
Both can eat 5lb of chocolate in one sitting,
Neither understands football,
Both constantly want back rubs,
Both look stupid in hats,
And finally both are good at pretending they are listening.

It seems that as far as posts are concerned we are in what the British press call the silly season. We need a few of the new releases to hit the market then we can get back onto diecast talk.

[MoMo]

Dogs and women also seem to bark at nothing at all!

MoMo

[Aircrafty]

Originally Posted by jim

However dogs and women have many things in common,
Both look good in fur coats,
Both tend to have hip problems,
Both place too much value on kissing,
Neither believe silence is golden,
Both can eat 5lb of chocolate in one sitting,
Neither understands football,
Both constantly want back rubs,
Both look stupid in hats,
And finally both are good at pretending they are listening.

It seems that as far as posts are concerned we are in what the British press call the silly season. We need a few of the new releases to hit the market then we can get back onto diecast talk.

Careful with that chocolate and your dogs Jim because dogs love chocolate, but to much will cause them a painful death:
Chocolate and Dog Poisoning

[Mark 1]

Originally Posted by MoMo

Cute Kitty, Mark1,

It is usual behaviour for cats to move. When you think they are in a pose which looks exactly typical to their character, they do.

How many shots did you have to take before you got this one?

MoMo

About 2 or 3....hundred 1 in every 10 or 20 is a keeper!!
Really though, photographing a cat is sort of like trying to bath a cat...nearly impossible, without blood, sweat and tears probably just like trying to bath a Skunk....

[Aircrafty]

I always use the freeze-frame method when I take pics of cats. Just place you kitty in the freezer for an hour then he'll sit still for ages, well until he thaws out

[Mark 1]

Originally Posted by Aircrafty

I always use the freeze-frame method when I take pics of cats. Just place you kitty in the freezer for an hour then he'll sit still for ages, well until he thaws out

Reminds me of a couple of old jokes:

How do you make a cat go 'woof'......pour petrol over it and throw a lit match on it...

How do you make a dog go meow....put it in the freezer for a few days then cut it down the middle with a bandsaw....

Oldies but goodies...

I of course do not advocate the performance of either of these actions....except the second....on skunks.
The trick is to leave a little gristle holding the halves together, then you grab a leg each and make a wish.....I think its time for my medication now....

[Cardinal]

Originally Posted by SKUNKY

That was no cat, dummy....That was me!

You had me at "hello"......

If anyone needed proof, this would surely be it: Skunky has the heart and soul of a poet ...

[jim]

Dont worry Aircrafty, My dogs have never eaten chocolate. Pigs ears by the hundred but no chocolate.

Originally Posted by Aircrafty

Careful with that chocolate and your dogs Jim because dogs love chocolate, but to much will cause them a painful death:
Chocolate and Dog Poisoning