[derhamburgerjung]

One fellow from this forum gave me the advise not to stay in Ypsilanti, Michigan during the Thunder over Michigan Air Show.
Now I know why

Ypsilanti man accused of assault with a dinner fork and a 10-pound frozen chicken - Latest from the Ann Arbor News - MLive.com

[Captain Eddie]

Well, what do ya EXPECT froms folks in MICHIGAN (just kidding around folks, just kidding around-good clean Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is all!)

[Rush104]

Oh boy, what has this guy done??? Now, we are going to see local and state governments scramble to pass strict, comprehensive laws governing the purchase and ownership of dinner forks and frozen chickens! There may even be instant background checks administered by the FBI to see if a citizen has a clean criminal record before he is allowed to purchase a fork or frozen chicken! Eventually, the US Supreme Court may have to step in and rule on the Constitutionality of any laws that are have been passed in regards to these subjects...

[brunowbe]

Originally Posted by Rush104

Oh boy, what has this guy done??? Now, we are going to see local and state governments scramble to pass strict, comprehensive laws governing the purchase and ownership of dinner forks and frozen chickens! There may even be instant background checks administered by the FBI to see if a citizen has a clean criminal record before he is allowed to purchase a fork or frozen chicken! Eventually, the US Supreme Court may have to step in and rule on the Constitutionality of any laws that are have been passed in regards to these subjects...

This story is frickin funny. Too bad some folks actually got hurt from this boob.