Good luck with that, Jim's still as crazy as a loon  |
Sorry gentlemen there are so many posts these days I miss some of them.
I am sure that Lorraine could offer a discount for forum members. She is licenced to prescribe any necessary drugs so she can fix you up no problem.
I must add that she keeps me as part of her studies, she says its a cheap way of researching abnormal behavior in middle aged men!
She claims that she could effect a cure but it would spoil the fun and she likes me just the way I am.
However keep in mind that these psychology people are very weird anyway and Lorraine is no exception.
Oh I nearly forgot to tell you guys, Lorraine once worked in a secure mental facility and as part of her training she was taught self defence ,for obvious reasons. This puts me at a distinct disadvantage when arguments get somewhat heated and I always make sure my exit is clear in case of a need to make a speedy retreat.
( BTW she once treated a guy that couldnt go through doors without getting into a panic, another patient was a lady that couldnt turn left when out driving, funny eh but not for the people involved I am sure. these are genuine cases, happily Lorraine effected a cure. Oh and the guy that thought he was a member of the secret service, honestly. I keep telling her she should write a book but she says it wouldnt be fair to her patients and I am sure she is correct.)
Anyway back to the plot, being weird is fun. Live life to the full and have fun folks.