| Re: If Airplanes were Women
I have the ultimate Aeroplane girl, good old reliable Lorraine, I liken her to a P40.
A great all rounder, built to handle the tough jobs (me), powerful, (can plough 5 acres a day), great set of cannons, sturdy undercart, can keep going in bad weather.
Can handle any attack from any quarter, ( I have the bruises to prove it). Can carry heavy loads.
The only drawbacks are a shaky and noisy exhaust (especially after eating too many chocolates), no good at heights, constantly needs repaint, prone to misfires, temperamental on moonlit nights. |