| Re: Joke Dept. Post your funny stuff here. There’s this Belgian scientist doing research on frogs. He places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 4 meters. The scientist records that a frog with four legs jumps four meters>> He cuts off one leg and places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 3 meters. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with three legs jumps three meters>> He cuts off another leg and places the frog in front of him again and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 2 meters. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with two legs jumps two meters.>> He cuts off a third leg and places the frog in front of him and frightens him with a yell. The frog leaps 1 meter. After the frogs jumps the scientist records that a frog with one leg jumps one meter.>> The scientist cuts off the fourth leg, frightens the frog which does not move. He tries again, but still no reaction.>> The scientist concludes: a legless frog is deaf.>> |