 Re: Joke Dept. Post your funny stuff here.
For all the deep thinkers on the forum:
If Pro is the opposite of Con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?
You know the question "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound|?". Well the modern corollary to that question is this: if a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? |