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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob"; in which a small knob is placed on top of the woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
She agreed to the procedure and immediately had the Knob installed.
Over the course of the years the effects of the Knob were wonderful; she kept tightening the Knob and remained youthful looking and vibrant. After fifteen years however, some problems developed and she had to return to the doctor.
She said, "Doctor, overall the Knob has worked wonderfully, but lately I've had two major problems with it. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes, and the Knob won't get rid of them..."
At this point the doctor interrupted and told her "Ma'am, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your breasts."
"Well", she said, "Then I guess there's no point asking about the goatee!" |