[smartd]

DIVORCE VS. MURDER
>
>
>
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
> pharmacist,looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some
> cyanide.'
>
> The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
>
> The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give
> you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
> license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
> happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
> with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.
> You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'