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The C.O.'s Morning Briefing:
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>>>
>>> The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was
>>> about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and
>>> Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
>>> brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained
>>> that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to
>>> get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how
>>> much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?' The X.O.
>>> chimed in with 75~25% in favour of work.
>>>
>>> A Captain said it was 50-50%.
>>>
>>> The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25~75% in favour of
>>> pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
>>>
>>> There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private First
>>> Class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
>>>
>>> With out hesitation, the young Private First Class responded,
>>> "Sir, it absolutely has to be 100% pleasure."
>>>
>>> The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
>>>
>>> "Well Sir, began the Private First Class, "if there was any work
>>> involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
>>>
>>> The room fell silent.