| Ok, I am going to hate myself for this.
What do a Texas Tornado and a Texas Divorce (That's Deavource in Texan) have in common? Well you know its going to end bad, and it is pretty much guaranteed that somebody is going to be loosing their trailer. |
And a follow-up:
A divorce usually starts with her throwing all your stuff out in the street. And then a judge says you have to give it all back.