| What not to say to your wife
My wife just called me as she was out getting fitted for a new dress.
She told me the saleslady took her measurements and she was a 38-22-34
I replied " too bad their not in that order"
Oh well...I guess I am sleeping downstairs in the den again tonight, but at least I will be with my diecast.
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