| Zinc and wives
Hey guys, I found some GREAT news in the Sunday "magazine" in my local paper. If your cologne is too strong, it could be due to a zinc deficiency. In a study, nearly 80%of men and women who unknowingly spray on too much cologne had low blood levels of zinc!
Therefore, you can start heavily spraying on the cologne. When the wife or girlfriend complains, explain it's due to a zinc deficiency, so you just HAVE to buy more zinc......ie, diecast aircraft!
No need to thank me...... |